the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We smell like vodka and hangover
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