Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
that's an acceptable place to lick
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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