Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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