i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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