I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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