her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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