Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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