I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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