dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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