Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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