i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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