I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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