I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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