Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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