Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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