I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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