im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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