you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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