yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
there is puke in my bra ... again
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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