walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
jump out the window naked night went bad
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