So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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