So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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