Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Randomize
