He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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