...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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