Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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