It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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