Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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