Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
