I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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