Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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