When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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