They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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