Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
