I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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