Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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