we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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