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Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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