i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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