Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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