she looked like the bat from fern gully.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
dude. I can hear the air.
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