Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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