Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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