Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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