normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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