How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I did not marry a roomba.
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