Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Im part way to drunk.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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