i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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