I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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