So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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