dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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